Man: Okay, Mr. Taylor, let’s go ahead and begin. First of all, tell me about your last job.
Mr. Taylor: Well, as I stated on my resume, I worked for five years at Hi Tech Computers.
Man: Okay. Hi Tech. And what do you know about computer networks and operating systems including DOS, Windows, Macintosh OS, and UNIX?
Mr. Taylor: Umm . . . well . . . I did come in contact with computers every night at my last job.
Man: Hum! . . . And how about website authoring skills? [Oh]. We’re looking for someone to create and manage our company’s website which would include the development, configuration, and use of CGI scripts.
Mr. Taylor: Umm . . . uh, webpage, webpage. Huh . . . I don’t think I’ve read that book, and I’m afraid I’ve never used those CGI things.
Man: Huh?! And what about experience with Java or JavaScript?
Mr. Taylor: Well . . . I think I’ve tried Java at a foreign coffee shop one time, if that’s what you mean.
Man: Huh, Mr. Taylor, I think I have ALL the information I need!
Mr. Taylor: Oh, and I really like computer games. I play them every day.
Man: Right, right. Thanks, Mr. Taylor. We’ll be in touch.